The 02:39 minute runs out of patience

A wallet bought 129,576.59 $STUNK for 3.188841616 SOL at 02:39:38, the first thing this address has ever done here. The 02:39 minute has been waiting for a stranger since the 02:38 crowd filled every seat, and it got one at the last possible second. The log notes the timestamp, the block, and the fact that nobody asked the minute how it felt about the arrangement.

Risky 17/100 (lower is cleaner) · 0 of 6 signals elevated, 3 exited

3 cohort wallets took 47.57% of supply, still hold 0%, paid 35.12 SOL, took out 1559.21 SOL