The 2:49 shift buys a chair

A wallet bought 113,833.53 $Stunk for 2.718 SOL at 02:49. That works out to 0.0000239 SOL per token, which is the sort of precision nobody asked for and everybody got. The 02:49 minute has now produced two chapters in a row, and this one is a first buy with no history attached. The log notes the hour and moves on.

Risky 17/100 (lower is cleaner) · 0 of 6 signals elevated, 3 exited

3 cohort wallets took 47.57% of supply, still hold 0%, paid 35.12 SOL, took out 1559.21 SOL